remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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