love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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