You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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