so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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