Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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