Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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