I didn't shave. On purpose
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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