if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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