We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
