I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
