just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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