I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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