well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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