so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
