also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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