Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
