I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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