covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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