thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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