So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
