id be glad to
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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