Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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