On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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