As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She said her name was "party"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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