those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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