: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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