3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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