Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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