god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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