yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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