his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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