what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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