TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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