1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
are you so shy because you have an std?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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