Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My feet surprised me
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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