well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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