real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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