Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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