How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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