Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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