So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Help. Why am I so naked?
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