Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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