So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My penis needs a shock collar
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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