Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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