East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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