now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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