I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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