HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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