I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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