told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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