I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
