Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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