A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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